we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
are you a traffic sign because stop
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.