samuelshakusky:
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
(via nothingisblackandwhiteitsallgray)
darrynek:
are you a traffic sign because stop
(Source: darrynek, via nothingisblackandwhiteitsallgray)
m-icrosoft:
I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
elementary-my-dearwatson:
timelordy-teganbreann: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.
timelordy-teganbreann:
swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
swim-two-birds:
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.